Mel gibson verus charlie sheen in a drunken brawl: who wins?

DEFINITELY Mel Gibson. At least Charlie Sheen is said to be a nice guy when he's not drunk. Mel Gibson just seems to be an ****** all around, drunk or sober! First he blames his antisemitic rants on being drunk. Now he's been caught saying racist things when completely sober. What's his excuse? Oh right, he's simply not a nice guy. The reason Mel Gibson will win is he has the crazy unpredictable factor going for him. No one knows what he's truly capable of.